Why don’t we have hoverboards yet? They got money to spend on weapons of mass destruction and ways to invade our privacy but they can’t shell out a billion or two on hoverboard technology?
Are you serious right now? I’m a fully certified neurosurgeon. I can break into people’s heads and rewire their brains and tamper with their memory, no problem. But this? This juice box? This sugary drink marketed for eight year olds? No. Sticking a straw into this juice container is apparently just too much for me to handle without fucking it up. I’m done. I quit. Goodbye.